Easter Bunny Affairs

1:22am: Real Bunny Issues
I just found out that real bunnies need our Easter Bunny help. While I am totally against non-Easter Bunny related work, and totally against any idea of Easter Bunny Unions, real bunnies are powerless and need our support. Apparently many students get bunnies in Gainesville, Florida and then neglect them and the Gainesville Rabbit Rescue saves and protects these poor bunnies. The site even includes a very Easter Bunny Affairs type statement about keeping Easter Easter-y: "This Easter, remember the true meaning of the holiday and refrain from purchasing living beings as basket stuffing."

This could be a cause that EBU and DEBA could work together to support, so anonymous bunnies, do you have the time and inclination to help?

1:17am: More Bunny Union Supporters!
There are even more bunny union supporters than I thought--I mean look at this human with his egg-endorsement of the union. I fear that Nix the bunny may even be filming short commercials to support EBU!

5:03pm: I think I'm in trouble!
DEBA headquarters isn't contacting me, and I think they may somehow be blaming me for this. It isn't my fault--I just got appointed to this position! All I ever wanted to do was to be a good bunny! I hope I'm not in trouble just because some bunnies ended up being bad eggs!

What will I do? I guess I'll just eat chocolate until I hear from headquarters.

4:23am: I think I have an ulcer
This little Bunny, with a stomach of steel normally, may have an ulcer from all of this EBU and clandestine bunny egg communication nonsense. I must sleep, so that I can fight in the coming battle against the traitorous bunnies!

3:55am: Heresy Has Erupted!
I am desperately trying to contact the district, regional, and national DEBA administrators. The heretical bunnies have gone crazy and the lost (or obviously stolen) cache of eggs is being used to transmit messages, along with notes. And, they're working with humans! It isn't even a rule that bunnies can't work with people because it's so obviously not acceptable! I can't believe they're violating DEBA, the core ethics of bunnydom, and Easter!

What will we do--just look at this:

12:18pm: The Heretics are on LiveJournal
I'm adding a new blog for myself so I can more easily find the heretics, who seem to congregate on LiveJournal. From now on, all computers in the DEBA office, besides mine and those of my superiors, will be magically locked to prevent users from looking at this website. I know it's a lot to ask of the sorcerer bunnies this time of year, but we must stop this bad publicity from the few very naughty bunnies.

My other site is here.